I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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