Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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