Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
