Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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