do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
