if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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