Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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