ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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