You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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