woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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