Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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