found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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