none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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