It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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