To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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