He is an equal opportunity slut.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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