why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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