question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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