Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
