i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
