I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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