I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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