I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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