i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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