If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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