I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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