I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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