Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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