belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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