Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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