Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I wish i was in the wii world.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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