wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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