didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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