Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
50% drunk capacity currently
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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