D3 body, D1 cock
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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