I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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