I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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