She's JV to your varsity
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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