Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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