when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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