im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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