Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
How's work?
Spinning.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Randomize
