yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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