they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I think I sprained my soul last night
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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