my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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