brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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