Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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