The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Four minutes until I can fart!
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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