Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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