This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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