I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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