was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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