i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
