Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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