I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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